Ethan

Ethan is a former member of The Subway Friday Club. His preferred sub is chicken tikka on Italian bread. He is known for his outragous actions and is considered a very controversial character. He has a dog named Bert, whom is his companion. However the dog is actually Shawn Locke in disguise. Fans are unaware if Ethan is aware that Bert is Shawn. He tragically died in the great shit wanking war of 2017, but this death wasn't shown onscreen and was only briefly mentioned by Shane on a random episode.

Likes

 * Kevlar
 * Fallout

Dislikes

 * Gays
 * Immigrants
 * Memes

Trivia

 * His design was inspired by the B.F.G
 * His head looks like a fighter jet
 * Traveled back in time
 * Has a pair of leather gloves
 * Fucked a dead rat once